Hoffman teaches a photog how to kiss a duck's arse

During the screening of "Last Chance Harvey" at the AFI Film Festival in Los Angeles, a photographer asks Dustin to blow him a kiss. Instead, of blowing a kiss he explains to the event photographer how to kiss a duck's arse without getting feather's in one's mouth.

Hoffman explains, "You have to do it real quick. Pucker up your lip and....(makes a motion of puckering and kissing then quickly puffs out some air like he's spitting) and that's how you keep duck feather's from your mouth."

Oh that Hoffman, he sure is a riot. Another funny tidbit was when the red carpet photogs say, "To Your left and to your right." He blurts out, "Now I know what they mean by hanging it to your left and to your right." I guess you have to leave that comment to your imagination.

Miley Cyrus and Ashley Tisdale Kiss at Hannah Montana 3D Premiere

Friends have been coming up to me and asking me if Miley and Ashley actually liplocked on the red carpet especially with the photo that is on the various gossip and blog sites. Well if you check out this better angled photo, you'll see that Miley actually kisses Ashley on the side of her cheek. From this shot you can see it was all fun in games. You can also see that Ashley was a bit surprised and pulled back a bit. Sorry to all of you crazy people out there that want to read more into it.